Hi.
Thank you.
- What for? - For pulling yourself together.
- Say what? - You're doing it for us, right?
- For me and Mom? - Yes. I'm doing it for the family.
Thank you.
Alright. Off to school now. Hurry up.
Sam? That guy Larsa, is he still bothering you?
- No. It's no big deal. - OK, that's good.
- Bye. - Bye!
- What are you doing, honey? - What do you think?
I can't be late on my first day.
Honey, I'm not in the mood.
But it's been so long... I want you!
Yeah, but you need to wait. I need to get into it.
- Get into what? - You know...
I'll be back to normal once I've adjusted to work.
But I miss you! Don't you get it?
Yeah.
I just need a little more time.
I have to go, honey. See you later.
Alright, so we've cut the pig in two different parts.
From the rear up to the neck.
Now we're breaking down these two parts,
so you need to pay attention.
And we do this between the fourth and the fifth rib,
so you simply count. One, two, three, four.
This is where I make my incision, so you take the knife.
You cut through meat and saw through bone.
I simply make an incision here
and let the knife run smoothly through here, OK?
Remember, you cut through meat but you saw through bone.
And here's a bone.
And same thing here. Any questions?
- Well, Karsten, you'll get used to it.
Let's go grab a cup of coffee and chew the fat, alright?
Yeah. Alright.
Cut it out! He's new!
So this is our break room.
And this is where you put money when you have a coffee or a cookie.
I usually leave five, but this time I leave ten kroner,
which means I paid for your coffee as well.
Next time you pay. It's as easy as that.
And over here you find the cups and the coffee.
I guess you want it black?
This chair right here is mine.
And... so this will be yours.
Yeah. I've spent a lot of time in here.
I've been here almost 30 years.
I was here before AÅke bought it and made it all organic.
But I've enjoyed all these years.
Bosse! Say hi to the new one.
- Welcome. Bosse. - Karsten Daugaard.
What? A Danish bastard?
Watch it, Bosse. He's with AÅke's daughter.
I'll be damned!
I have nothing against Danish people. I'm just joking with you.
I thought about that guy...
Ernst- Hugo in The Kingdom.
"Danish scum!"
That was pretty good!
OK.
Yeah, what's up?
Didn't you say Dallas was on his way with some more mother's milk?
Yeah, well, Dallas isn't coming. I sent a buddy instead.
Alright, but I'm still waiting. No buddy of yours was here.
- And my stash is finished! - Don't worry.
You think the brothers would be OK with some buddy of yours...
Can't you hear what I'm saying? Tranquillo, dammit!
You'll have your delivery, OK?
I need to hang up. We'll talk later.
We need to talk about your friend.
Yeah. Listen, I need to make a phone call, OK?
I've been doing this for 35 years.
I'm not about to educate some Bergman wannabe.
Yeah, right. I really need to make this phone call, man.
I'm sorry.
Hey. Vincent, yeah?
That package... You didn't forget about it, did you?
The package, right. I did send... I'm sending it on now.
And can you at least consider it?
You and I would work together. You and me!
I told you. I don't want to do porn.
- But it's not a definite no? - I'm telling you no.
OK. Alright, bye.
What the fuck is your problem?
Jesus.
- Rough day? - What?
Are there lots of people pulling you?
Yes, I think so.
Sometimes you need to be clear and just say no!
- Come here. - Come?
I think you needed that!
Well, I'll see you tomorrow at cock- a- doodle- doo, seven o'clock!
Alright, I'll see you.
Well, if it isn't the grand butcher! How was your day?
It was like having your front teeth pulled out.
Without anesthesia.
So why don't you go work with your buddy in Denmark?
If you're too good to make commercials,
you'll have to accept the consequences.
What are you doing?
I'm trying to forget what a shitty day I had.
I get that you had a rough day,
but getting pissed won't make it better.
I'm feeling much better now. Do you want a glass?
Fuck, I smell of old pig!
- Cheers to that! - Yeah, cheers. Fuck!
But Dad's really happy you took the job.
- He didn't think you had it in you. - I don't.
- He has a new girlfriend. - That old pig!
- It's my dad you're talking about. - Yeah.
He doesn't like me, and I don't like him.
This time he's in love, he says. In love for real.
I'm about to barf, you know?
- What, are you about to throw up? - No, it's more like I...
When I think about your dad...
Sorry, hang on a second.
Hey, Vinny!
Hello, Karsten.
What was that?
I lost that package. I must have dropped it.
You lost the package?
What was in it anyway?
Hello? Hello, Vinny?
["Middle Finger Up"plays 528 featuring Ellen Bergstroöm]
- He's right there. You ought to relax. - What do you mean?
You ought to relax. You're a pain in the ass.
I'm a pain in the ass? Cut it out, dammit!
- Cut it out, dammit! - OK, fine!
Seriously, guys? Can we get going?
OK, guys. Listen, I'm really sorry.
I thought I could trust him. He's my fucking friend!
I told him to deliver the fucking package
and he said, "I'll deliver the fucking package."
But no, no, no, no. He didn't do that.
He just fucking lost it somewhere! You know?
What?
Yeah, I know... And I'm sorry.
What's up, my friends?
What the fuck?
OK, guys. Listen, um...
No more cursing, OK? I have a foul mouth. I'm sorry about that.
I'll do anything. I mean, fucking...
I'm sorry. I'll do anything. Anything.
The money, no problem. I'll fix that, I swear. OK?
King Kong.
Yeah, I know.
Thanks, guys, for giving me another chance.
I won't screw up, OK?
Good, nice and easy...
Careful with the leg. Good.
It's second nature to you, Karsten!
- Movie night tomorrow. Are you coming? - Yeah.
Can our Danish friend come along?
- Sure! The Danish bastard is one of us now. - Yeah.
You're coming, right?
- I don't know... - Of course you are!
You're part of the team now!
And if you're part of the team, you make sure to be there.
Look at that! What a beauty!
Damn, you're really going for it!
Give it some gas while you kick it!
Use the choke! Did you try that?
So close...
Lotta and I saw your film last night!
Vici, Vici, Veni, or whatever it's called.
It was pretty empty!
Rumor has it you started working at Eko- Gris!
No, I'm not. I am doing research for my film.
What's that smell? Can you feel it?
It smells like shit.
Karsten, you must shower after work. You smell like a pig's ass!
For fuck's sake, sausage boy!
Say hello to Jonna, will you? We're just messing with you.
Bye.
Did you tell your friends I work in a slaughterhouse?
- My friends? - Yeah.
Lotta, Erik... All those idiots.
They're your friends as much as mine.
Your friends are hardly my friends.
No? So who are your friends?
I don't think I have any.
But, honey...
But maybe I will have some new friends tomorrow.
We're having a movie night.
The guys at the slaughterhouse.
Movie night? That's really cute.
But they treat me with respect. They really do.
Speaking of movie night,
I was thinking you and I could maybe watch a movie?
Alright.
I downloaded a movie I thought we could watch.
What movie is that?
- Just watch the movie. I'll handle the rest. - Yeah, yeah.
- Fuck! - My scooter was weird.
Yes! Yes! Yes!
What the hell is this?
Just relax, and I'll take care of everything.
You know I hate porn. It's boring.
Just give it a chance.
It's good. Just follow your instinct.
Better. You look great!
What would you say if I was in a porno flick?
Why won't you just relax?
Look at that sperm! No, it makes me feel sick.
Darling. Can't we just turn it off?
Turn it off, come on.
Well, at least I tried.
Take a little break. Prepare for the next.
- Yeah. - OK.
- Thank you. - Sure.
Vince?
I've asked you to deliver quality and you give me this?
A laundry room?
Well, I don't know. Maybe you've been down to your laundry room late at night all by yourself
and that gorgeous upstairs neighbor walked in and settled for small talk.
We've all settled for things. It's OK, you know.
I don't know, you haven't been a happy man lately, Vince. Not at all.
I mean, your old friend Karsten...
He seems to pick your spirits up a bit. Totally understandable.
I mean, he's a nice reminder of your wonderful days at that fine film academy.
The golden boys.
Everything was still possible and you didn't have to settle for anything.
But I think you'd like to have him as your classmate again in this school.
You know, so you don't have to suffer his disapproval.
Your last abstaining juror and all of that.
It's all bullshit, Vince.
When this stressful period is over
I'm sure my sex drive will return.
I'll fuck your brains out then.
Yeah.
I don't think you're looking for quality.
I think you want a time machine.
So hire him.
- He doesn't want to do this. OK? - No, he doesn't.
Does porn turn you on?
- Does it? - Yeah, it turns me on.
OK, babies! It's anal time.
Yeah, on the right. The smaller one. Let's be nice.
I'm laughing already at the opening credits.
But the first one is the best!
Bosse! Someone's here to see you!
Hello, Karsten! That's my mom. Never mind her.
I was in the area so... I brought some beer.
I'm glad you decided to come. Look at that, some Tuborg!
When the Danish bastard gets to decide for himself.
Will you get us some cinnamon buns?
- They're all in the freezer. - So put them in the oven!
Why don't you do it yourself?
- It's just once a week! - But what about me?
Buns! Pull yourself together, Mom!
Alright. Hot Shots 1 or Hot Shots 2?
- Number two! - The first one is more fun.
I think Karsten should decide
as it's his first movie night.
- And he's our guest. - Alright, which one, Karsten?
Hot Spots?
Haven't you seen Hot Shots with Charlie Wayne?
It's Sheen. Charlie Sheen.
- Come on, one or two? - Let's have a show of hands.
Those who prefer Hot Shots 1...
- Yeah. - No.
Take it down, Karsten. You don't want to see it.
OK, one, two. That's number one.
Those who prefer... Mom!
Mom, we're about to start! Buns!
Did we come to watch a movie or bake?
Those who prefer number two, raise your hand now.
- Karsten, raise your hand! - One, two, three...
Then it's Hot Shots 2, as always.
Same thing every week! Why do I even rent Hot Shots 1?
Alright, it's time to...
- And the other one! - No one calls me on that one.
Why do you need two phones? To call yourself, or what?
- If they call me from abroad... - Have them call you on the other one!
- Then I know they're calling me. - It's the same thing if you answer...
Mom!
Do you have to scream? Let's watch the film! Alright, boys!
Fuck!
Hi, there.
- Did I wake you up? - No, I'm alright.
So did you have fun with your new friends?
Yeah, we had a few beers...
and we watched Hot Shots.
Hot Shots? Did you watch Hot Shots?
Alright.
Hot Shots 2, then Hot Shots 1 and then the second one again.
That's my life, Jonna. Hot Shots and pigs.
Night and day.
You're so pretty... So pretty.
But do you feel like a man now?
Why, I...
I'm a bit drunk...
- Yeah, and I'm tired. - I'm tired too.
- OK. - Yeah...
Come on.
It was an app.
- You do know what an app is, right? - Yeah.
This app unites people. It builds bridges
and fights loneliness.
Tinder is the name.
I've met incredible people.
Fascinating people.
That's an app for teenagers,
but Jonna says it got you a date.
Yeah, we met... at a bar.
Her name is Crulla.
- Crulla? - I know what it sounds like.
But if that's her name you have to accept it.
Well, Karsten?
How do you find your new job?
- I don't know. - Don't know?
What kind of bullshit answer is that?
Either you like or you don't!
Did they let you try the first position yet?
What does that mean?
Right. Right.
Pick one of them.
We don't have all day, Karsten.
You just push it, dammit!
No! I can't do it!
I knew you wouldn't be able to do it.
Alright!
Seeing you now, it's obvious why you fail in everything you do.
- What the fuck are you talking about? - But you have no balls!
- I keep telling you! - Fuck you, AÅke!
And fuck this gun!
- Fuck your pigs! - What the fuck are you doing?
- Have you lost your fucking mind? - Fuck your job, AÅke!
And fuck you!
If you decide to leave, you're not welcome anymore!
I don't want to see you here again!
Fuck you, AÅke!
Good God...
Goddamn Danish sissy... Must I do everything myself?
Come here, little friend. Come on.
Vincent? It's Karsten.